Vermin!

I just think "vermin" is a terribly underused word. I mean, really, wouldn't you like to call most of the people who have somehow loused up this fine planet of ours, "vermin?" It sure describes them perfectly. And then, I think, they should wear pointy little vermin ears so that they'd be more easily identified. If you take a good close look at pictures of our current "president*," you'll notice that he has little pointy vermin ears.

I just thought it ought to be noted for public record.

That said, if you make a nice muffin and then freeze it, you can thaw it out slowly and it will taste almost as good as the day after you made it.

Another item that just needs to be noted for public record.

Vermin and muffins, two great tastes that taste great together.




*not legally and properly elected.