New Employment opportunities for retired superheroes

I find it reassuring to know that even when you're done with a good run of your exploits on television, there's still a chance to retrain and find your calling at an educational school, as I do so hope one particular vampire slayer has done -- as evidenced by this calendar entry.

Pay particular note to September 24th.

Coming tomorrow: The wilds of Staten Island -- revealed!

I know. Hard to believe that they'll even let me post it, it's so controversial.